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BLONDNESS STRIKES AGAIN...
An Irishman, a Mexican and a blond guy were doing construction work on
scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building. They were eating lunch and the
Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage
one more time for lunch I'm going to jump off this building." The Mexican
opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I get burritos one
more time I'm going to jump off, too." The blond opened his lunch and
said, "Bologna again. If I get a bologna sandwich one more time I'm
jumping too." Next day the Irishman opens his lunch box, sees corned
beef and cabbage and jumps to his death. The Mexican opens his lunch,
sees a burrito and jumps too. The blond opens his lunch, sees the
bologna and jumps to his death also. At the funeral The Irishman's wife is
weeping. She says, "If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef
and cabbage I never would have given it to him again! The Mexican's wife
also weeps and says, "I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't
realize he hated burritos so much." Everyone turned and stared at the
blonde's wife. "Hey, don't look at me" she said. "He made his own lunch."
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Here is another true story . . .
FIRST MAN ON THE MOON
When Apollo Mission Astronaut Neil Armstrong first walked on the moon,
he not only gave his famous "one small step for man, one giant leap For
mankind" statement but followed it by several remarks and the usual
comtraffic between him, the other astronauts and Mission Control. Just
before he re-entered the lander, however, he made the enigmatic remark
"Good luck Mr. Gorsky." Many people at NASA thought it was a casual
remark concerning some rival Soviet Cosmonaut. However, upon checking,
there was no Gorsky In either the Russian or American space programs.
Over the years many people questioned Armstrong as to what the "Good
luck Mr. Gorsky" statement meant, But Armstrong always just smiled. On
July 5, 1995 in Tampa Bay, FL while answering questions following a
speech, a reporter brought up the 26 year old question to Armstrong. This
time he finally responded. Mr. Gorsky had finally died and so Neil
Armstrong felt he could answer the question. When he was a kid, he was
playing baseball with a friend in the backyard. His friend hit a fly ball which
landed outside his neighbor's bedroom window. His neighbors were Mr. &
Mrs. Gorsky. As he leaned down to pick up the ball, young Armstrong
heard Mrs. Gorsky shouting at Mr. Gorsky, "Oral sex! You want oral sex?!
You'll get oral sex when the kid next door walks on the moon!" True story.
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